Redneck Birthday Gift

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Children's Hospital

Donate any amount you want by clicking the ChipIn! button to the right. Everything goes to the Children's Hospital. You can also save the tabs on all your aluminum cans and send those as well. E-mail me at deathwish808@gmail.com for more info if you're interested in donating your can tabs.
This specifically goes to the cancer division. The children thank you!
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