Wine/Beer Vs. Water

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop (that's over 2 pounds ).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid
than to drink water and be full of shit .