Come Get You Some!: November 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

I Want To Open A Damn Checking Account

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no friggin’ problem, dammit!" the man says; "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bloxorz Walkthrough

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level 1
R2,D,R3,D

level 2
U,R,D,R3,U3,R,D2,R4,U,L,U

level 3
R,U,R3,U,L,D,R,U2,R3,D3,R,U

level 4
U,L,U,R2,U,R6,D,R,D5,R,U,L6,D

level 5
L3,R,L5,D,R,D2,R4,D,R4,L4,D,L6

level 6
R3,D2,R,D2,R,D,R,U,L3,U2,L,U3,R3,D2,R,D,R,D,R,U2,L ,D,R,U,L,D,R

level 7
D,L,U,R5,D,R,L,U,L5,D,R,D,R,D,R3,U2,R,D,L,U,R,U2,R 3,D,R,D,R,D,L,U

level 8
R2,D3,R2,S,U3,R2

level 9
R,D,R6,U,R,D,L5,U,S,D,R5,D

level 10
R2,L,D3,R,D5,L4,U,L3,D,U,R3,D,R3,U,S,R2,D3,R,D3,L, D,U,R,U3,L,U2,R,S,R2,L7

level 11
R4,U,L,D3,R4,U2,L,U2,L3,D,R,U,R2,D,R,U,L3,D2,L3,U2 ,R,U2,L,D,R,U,R,D,L

level 12
L,D,R,U,R,U,R,U,R,U,L,D,R,U,R3,D2,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,U, L,D,L,U,R,U3,L3,R3,D3,L,D,R,U2,R,D,L,D,R,U3,R,U,D, L,D3,L,U,R,U2,L3,U,L,D,R2,U,L,D3,L

level 13
U,L,D,R,D,L,U,R2,D,L,U4,L7,D3,R,U,L,D,R,D2,R,D2,R, U,L2,D,R,U2,L,D,R,U,R2,U2

level 14
R3,U2,R,D,L2,U,R,D2,R2,D4,L3,D,R,U,R2,U2,D2,L2,D,R ,D,R2,L2,U,L2,U,R3,U4,L6,U,R,D,L5,D3,R,D,R

level 15
R4,U2,S,U5,R3,U2,R4,D2,U2,R2,S,L2,R,L3,U,R,D,L2,U, R,D,L3,D,L3,D4,L,U,R,D,R7

level 16
R4,S,R,D,S,R,U,S,R,L3,S,R3,S,R5,L4,R8,S,D,R9

level 17
D5,L,U,R5,U,R3,L3,D,L4,U6,R4,D,R4,U,L,D,R2,U,L,D2, R,U,L,D,U,R,D,L,U2,R,D,L2,U,R,D,L4,U,L4,D6,R4,U,R3 ,D2,U,L,U,L3,D,L3,U,L,U3,R5,D,R3

level 18
R,D,L,U,R2,D,L,U,R3,U2,D2,L3,D,R,U,L2,D,R,U,R3,D2, U2,L3,D,L,U,R2,D,L,U2,R,D,L,U,L2,D4,R2,L2,U4,R2,D, R,U,L,D2,R,U,L,D,R,U,R5,D3,R,U,L,D2,R,U,L,D,L,U,R

level 19
R8,D,R,U,L6,D,R,U,R5,D5,L5,D,L,U,R6,U,L,D,L5,D4,R3 ,L6,U2

level 20
D,L,D,R,D,L,U2,R,U2,L4,D2,R,U,L2,D3,L,D,U,R,U2,R,U 2,R3,D3,L,U,S,L,U,D,R,S,L5,D5,R5,D

level 21
R,D,L,U,L,D,R,U,R2,U,R3,U,L,D3,U3,R,D,L3,D,L2,D,L, U,R,D,R,U,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,D2,R,D2,R3,U2,D2,L2,U,L,D, R3,U4,R3

level 22
R,U,L,D,L,U,R3,U,R2,D,R,D,R2,U,L,D,L,U,L,D,R2,D3,L ,D,U,R,U3,L2,U,R,D,R,D,R,U,L3,U,L3,D,L,D,L2,U,R,D2 ,L,U,R2,D,L,U2,R,D,L,U,R,D,L,D3,R,D,U,L,U3,R,U,L,D ,L,U,R3,U,R2,D,R2,D2,L,U,R3,U

level 23
D,L,U,R,D2,R,U,R6,U,L,D,R,L3,U5,R4,U,D,L6,D4,L7,U3 ,R2,U,D,L,U,R,D2,R,D3,R8,U,L,D,R,L4,U3,S,D,R2,D3,R 4,U2

level 24
D2,R2,U2,R,U,R4,U,R,D,L2,U,R,D,L,R,U,L,D,L,U,R,D,L 4,D,L3,D,L,D,R,D,L,U2,D2,R,U,L,U,R,U,R3,U,R4,U,L,D ,R,U,R,D,L6,D,R,L,U,R6,U,L,D,L,U,R,D,R,S,D,S,R,D,L ,R,U,R3

level 25
U,R,D,L,U,R,D,L2,U,R4,U2,L2,U,R,L,D,R2,D2,L4,D,R2, U,R3,U2,R3,U,L,D,R,U2,L,D,R,U,R,D,L

level 26
U2,L3,D,L3,D,R,U,R2,U2,R2,D,R2,D,R2,U2,L2,U,L6,D,L 3,D3,S,U3,L6,D,L3,D3,U2,R,U,L,D,R,U,R2,U2,R2,D,R2, D,R2,U2,L2,U,L4,D5,R3,S,U3,L4,D5,R2,L

level 27
R5,U,L,D,R,U,R,D,L6,U,R,D,L2,U,R,D,R4,U,R4,D3,L,D3 ,L3,D,L,U4,R,D,L7,U,L,D2,R,U,L,D,R,U,L

level 28
L,D3,R,D,L,U,R,D2,R2,D2,R3,U3,L,U,L,U,L,U,L,D,R2,D ,R,D,R,D,R2,D,L,D,L2,U3,L,U,L,U,L2,U,L2,D,L,U,R3,D ,R,D,R,D,R,D,R,L4,D3,L5,U2,L3,D,S,L7,U2,L3,U

level 29
L,D,R,U,R2,D,L,U,R,D2,R2,L2,U2,L,D,R,U,L,D,L,U,L,U 2,L2,R2,D2,R,D,R,U,R,D,L,U,R,U2,R2,L2,D6,R2,L2,U4, L,D,L,U,L,D,R,U,R5,L5,D,R,U,L2,D,R,U,L5,R5,U,L,D,L ,D3,L3,U,R,D,L2,U,R,D2,L,U,R,D,R,U,L

level 30
D,R,D2,R2,U,R2,D,R4,U,D,L4,U,L3,D2,L,U,R6,U3,R3,U, R,D3,L2,D,L,D,R,U2,R,D,L,D,L4,U,L2,D,L2,U,L,D,L,U, R,U,D,L,D,R,U,R,D,R2,U,L,D2,L,U,R7,U,L,U3,R3,U,R,U ,L5,D,L

level 31
U,L,D,L2,U4,D4,R3,U,L,D,R,U4,R,U,L,D2,L6,D,L,U,R2, D,L,U,R4,D3,L,D2,U2,R,U3,L4,U,R,D,L2,U,R,D2,L,U,R, D4,L,D,R,U2,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,U2,L,D,L,U ,R4,U,R2,D,R3,U,L,D,R,U5,R,D,L

level 32
U2,L,D,R,U,R,U,R,D,L,R,U,L,D,L,D,L,U,R,D,L,U,R,U,R ,U,R,D,L2,D4,L4,U,R,D,R3,U5,R,U,R2,U,D,L2,D,L,D5,L 4,U,R,L,D,R4,U5,R,U,R2,U,D,L2,D,L,D5,L3,U,L,D,R4,U 4,R2,U,L,D,L,D,L,D,R,U,L2,U,L5,D

level 33
R4,U,L,D3,R2,U,L,U,L,U2,R2,D,R,D,R,U,L2,U,R,D,R,D2 ,R,D,L,D2,R2,U,D,L2,U4,L,U,L,D,R,D,R,U,L,U,L3,D3,L ,D,L2,D,L,U

Bloxorz Video Solution
Bloxorz Level 6

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Cops have tough time finding sober driver for boy

Tue Nov 11, 12:22 am ET

SCHERERVILLE, Ind. – Indiana state police said that after a mother was arrested for drunken driving, the three relatives who came to pick up her 1-year-old son also had all been drinking. A state trooper stopped a minivan for speeding early Saturday on U.S. 30 in Schererville in northwestern Indiana. He arrested the 24-year-old woman on a drunken driving charges.

The boy's father arrived later to pick him up, but officers determined he was intoxicated and also arrested him on a drunken driving charge.

Police said the boy's grandparents then arrived. Both of them also had been drinking, state police said, but the grandmother who was driving was not over the legal limit, so officers escorted them home with the child.

Wine/Beer Vs. Water

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop (that's over 2 pounds ).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid
than to drink water and be full of shit .