Federal Employee Eval. Quotes

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> 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and 
> has started to dig."
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> 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
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> 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of 
> a definite won't-be."
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> 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a 
> rat in a trap."
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> 5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it's only to change feet."
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> 6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
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> 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to 
> achieve them."
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> 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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> 9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the 
> better! "
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> 10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all 
> together."
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> 11. "Agross ignoramus --144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
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> 12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
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> 13. "This man's drinking has not interfered with his work.
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> 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
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> 15. "He's been working with glue too much."
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> 16. "He would argue with a signpost."
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> 17. "He brings a lot of joy when ever he leaves the room."
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> 18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
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> 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the 
> other one."
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> 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
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> 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
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> 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was finished using it."
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> 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't 
> coming."
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> 24. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out 
> looking for it."
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> 25. "If he were an y more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a 
> week."
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> 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
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> 27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
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>  28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
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>  29  One neuron short of a synapse."
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> 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
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> 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
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> 32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"