Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Yes, People Really Are Stupid

Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
Cthon98> ********* see!
AzureDiamond> hunter2
AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
Cthon98> AzureDiamond> *******
Cthon98> thats what I see
AzureDiamond> oh, really?
Cthon98> Absolutely
AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
AzureDiamond> awesome!
AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial> vaccuums
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial> black holes
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial> lava?

i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore> wait
BonyNoMore> never mind
XDDMZEFLWEDV

Monday, September 15, 2008


Food Colorings: The Scary Truth

Cute Child with Colorful Lollypop
Your kids are regular Picassos. They love to fingerpaint with bright, bold colors! So, it’s no surprise that while you’re grocery shopping they reach for foods that are also brightly colored.

WARNING: Before you indulge your children (or yourself) by purchasing those neon-colored snacks and drinks (read: blue sports drinks), you might ask yourself: Are these artificially colored foods really harmless?

Our food sleuths have a few colorful words to say about the matter.



Decoding the Fine Print


For decades, study after study has shown a link between food dyes and cancer. Remember the health concerns in the '70’s when red dye #2 - “amaranth” was thought to be a carcinogen? Suddenly shoppers everywhere were running from all things red! Even the food manufacturers jumped on board. The makers of M&M’s quit producing their red-coated candies for a stretch!

Red m&m character
Fun Fact: Turns out the red M&M’s didn’t even contain amaranth! The food maker quit producing them to satisfy worried consumers.

Well, today food manufacturers no longer use amaranth but they do use Red 40, as well as Yellow 5, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3, Orange B, Red 3, and Yellow 6. And a lot of it. In fact, they are using these colorful chemicals five times (yes, FIVE TIMES) more than they did 30 years ago!

Better living through chemistry? Not on your life...and not on your children's life either! New studies have recently linked these food colorings with behavioral disorders in children. That’s right. The rise of ADD and ADHD and other disorders in children may be in part, the result of an artificially colorized diet.



Reality Check

Brightly-colored dyes and spices
So, if some food dyes are thought to be carcinogenic and others can cause behavioral issues in children, then why are the food makers still using these additives in our foods?

The Short Answer: Because they can! Currently, the FDA remains color blind, refusing to order food colorings to be removed from U.S. products.

Meanwhile, across the pond in the UK, they are phasing out these food colorings. Why? Because consumers in the UK have demanded they be removed from their foods. Big food companies like Kraft and Mars have already begun removing these dyes from their UK products. And yet, in the USA, they continue to market these toxins to our children. Color your food sleuths red with anger!

So what’s a wanna-be savvy shopper to do? Sit back while food makers continue to paint our foods by number? Never! We say take control of your grocery store aisles by following these guidelines and ban these harmful additives from your pantry shelves for good!



Shopper-in-Control Guidelines

Learn these guidelines and you’ll keep your kids (and yourself) safe from harmful colorful chemicals:
  1. Quick-scan ALL food labels so you can spot these culprits: Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3, Orange B, Red 3, and Yellow 6.

    Note: You expect to find these color enhancers in the usual junk foods like candies, ice cream, cakes, kids drinks, etc. But where you don’t expect to find them is in healthier items like yogurt, cheese, sport drinks, and vitamin water - so reading labels is a must!
  2. Remember, manufacturers are sneaky about listing ingredients under unusual names. Learn these aliases for food colorings, so you won’t fall prey to their tricks!

    • Allura Red AC (Red 40)
    • Erythrosine (Red 3)
    • Indigotine (Blue 2)
    • Tartrazine (Yellow 5)
  3. Be on the lookout for “lakes” listed with a food dye; these are water-insoluable forms of certifiable colors that are more stable than straight dyes.
4. Good news! It is possible to find foods that are naturally, colorfully enhanced.
These additives offer a safer color boost:

• Beet juice
• Annatto (plant-derived)
• Turmeric (rich in antioxidants!)


Bottom Line: Artificial food dyes are dangerous – END OF STORY. Don’t wait on the FDA to make your foods safer. Now that you’re armed with a little know–how, YOU'RE in control at the grocery store, NOT the food manufacturers!



Monday, September 8, 2008

Biker Story Receives New York Times Best

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly,
the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.The biker jumps off his bike,
runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain
the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker
brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole
event. The reporter addressing the biker
says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'
The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted
as I felt
right.' The reporter says, 'Well,
I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will
have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living
and what political affiliation do you have?''
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH